So, today is the “National Garlic Day” !
#standupcomedy…
what did one mother fucker say to the other mother fucker?
what’s goin on mother fucker?
a man walks into a library drunk and says: ‘excuse me, can i have a fish and chips, please?’
the woman says: ‘sir, this is a library!’
and then he says (whispers) ‘oh, sorry! can i have a fish and chips, please?’
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